The Sowing Unravels
By Melinda Szymanik
The door shut
behind them with a definitive click. Mote rubbed at his eyes, but now they were
all inside the well lit security office there was no mistaking the identity of
the person with the pistol.
“You,” he
squeaked.
“Is that a polar
bear…costume?” Deb gasped.
“Yes it is and
it stinks of red herring,” Bizet Finnegan said. “And I’m jolly annoyed that
your father shot me with a tranquilizer dart.” She massaged an angry looking puncture
wound on her forehead.
“Bizzy?” Mendelssohn
said coming up behind Mote and Deb. “What are you doing here? And who’s minding
the farm? And what’s that on your forehead?”
“Kate! So good
to see you here.” Bizzy waved at Captain Pejalmer who stood just behind
Mendelssohn with a very grumpy expression on her face. “And Mendelssohn, in answer to your question -
you shot me, darling. Don’t worry. I’ve locked up at the farm. Fred and Trev
are down at the cow cockies cottage watching over everything. And I’m here because I had a phone call
saying things were getting out of hand and you needed my help...And what’s with
these straw guards? That’s terribly dangerous with so many fireworks going off
all the time around here. They’re highly flammable you know.”
As if her words
were sparks, the smell of smoke began drifting in through the air conditioning
ducts.
“It’s a bit warm
in here,” Bizzy said, pulling at the neck of the polar bear suit.
“Mum, why have
you got a gun?” Deb said.
“What this old
thing?” Bizzy waggled the pistol around haphazardly. “I couldn’t find my
semi-automatic so I had to bring this instead. Don’t worry. It’s not a real
gun.”
“I think we’re
on fire,” Mendelssohn shrieked.
“Oh darling, yes
we are a great couple,” Bizet Finnegan purred.
“No Bizzy! The
building’s on fire. Someone’s trying to burn us alive,” Mendelssohn cried
pointing at the window. They could all see long tongues of flame leaping up outside,
even one storey up. Mendelssohn yanked on the door handle but it seemed to be
locked.
“Well that makes
a mockery of the idea of a fire exit, don’t you think?” Bizzy said.
Deb rushed over
to the fire alarm and breaking the glass, reached in and flicked the switch. An
ominous click was followed by an even more ominous silence. She glanced over at
the bracket on the wall where the fire extinguisher should be but the bracket
was empty.
“The hose,” Mote
called. He ran out into the corridor and walked back in seconds later holding
the fire hose nozzle in his hands, the hose itself just a few wisps of shredded
rubber hanging off the nozzle. Bizzy started fanning herself with a manila
folder she’d grabbed off the top of a filing cabinet.
“Sabotage”
Mendelssohn said bleakly. “Kate you were right. I should have used the security
company you suggested. You get what you pay for.”
“More like you
reap what you sow,” Deb said drily.
“What are we
going to do?” Mote said.
“We’re all going
to die,” Kate Pejalmer said. “Because you were too cheap to hire proper
security guards.”
Mendelssohn hung
his head.
“Don’t talk to
my dad like that,” Mote said. “You stay away from him.”
“Not to worry,”
Bizzy said, extracting a cell phone from the pocket of her bear suit. She flipped it
open and stabbed at the keypad.
“Fred, I need
you and Trev to scramble the Blue Angels,” Bizzy barked into the phone. “Full
payload. Get them good and soaked pronto and let them out over the the north
corner of the Main Stadium....”
The flip phone squawked back at Bizzy.
“Yes. All
seventy. At the same time,” she replied. “Use the special
net parachute.”
Bizzy closed her phone and turned back to her family, and Kate
Pejalmer. “Right. They’re on their way.”
“What are the
Blue Angels?” Mote asked.
“Just some sheep
I bred specially. Their wool is blue. And fire retardant. You’ll see...Anyway,
so what’s all this about then?”
Deb pulled the
notes out of her pocket. All the clues and red herrings. She checked they were
all there and handed them to her mother.
“Someone’s been
trying to kill us,” Deb said. “And sabotage the Titanic Games. You know Mum,
for a minute when I saw you in the polar bear suit holding a gun, I thought it
was you.”
“Me? I’m just a
sheep breeder,” Bizzy said.
“And a part time
ninja,” Mendelssohn muttered.
“Well yes, true,”
Bizzy said smiling. “But it’s the genetic engineering that takes up most of my
time.”
“Did you say genetic
engineering?” Deb asked.
“Of course
honey. But it’s all a bit top secret. And I do it under the name I had before I
married your father – Bizet Wolf.”
Deb turned and
stared at Mote. “It all makes sense.” She grabbed the scraps of paper
back. “What was the first message, shorn
into the sheep?”
Mote frowned.
“Um ‘To protect the sheep, you um... have to catch the wolf?”
“That’s right,”
Mendelssohn gasped.
“Here, look,”
Deb held out one of the clues. She read it out. “It takes a wolf to catch a wolf. And then there was the jar of wolf
spiders. And then there was this, A sheep
for a sheep, A scrambled surprise, Is an egg just an egg, Or GrenadE in
disguise. They didn’t mean like a chicken’s egg at all. And the G and E are
capitals because it’s all about genetic engineering.”
Without warning Kate
Pejalmer lunged at Bizet.
“Oww,” Bizet
cried.
“That’s right,
little miss clever clogs,” Captain Pejalmer now stood with her back to the fire
exit, Bizet Finnegan’s gun in her hand, pointed at the Finnegan family. “Genetic
engineering is wrong! These stupid games are wrong. Blindfolded
cake-decorating? Belly flopping? Floss flicking? Are you kidding me? Actually,
no, I get the floss flicking. That stuff is always getting caught in my teeth...Anyway.
I’ve always disapproved of what you do, Bizet. Genetic engineering isn’t
natural. And the last straw was when your husband wouldn’t see sense and hire
my security company to cover the games. Even the members of my spy team, Le Zard,
Byrd and Barker, all victims of Wolf Laboratory engineering, were a huge clue
and you couldn’t see it. When I’ve disposed of you lot I’m going to set fire to
all those carefully placed scarecrows and these games will be a full-fledged
disaster. Games over.” She cocked the gun and aimed at Bizet. “You first,” she
hissed.
Suddenly the
fire exit flew open and a soaking-wet, blue woolled sheep wearing a crash
helmet rolled in the doorway and into the back of Captain Pejalmer like a
bowling ball hitting the last skittle in a bowling alley. As Pejalmer fell her
finger grasped the trigger and a shot rang out, a trickle of water dribbling
from the end of the barrel.
“It’s my water
pistol,” Bizzy said, picking it up off the floor as she prodded the unconscious
captain with the toe of her shoe. “I did say it wasn’t real. You villains never
listen. Well at least the fire’s out. And I’m really surprised you didn’t
figure this out sooner Mendelssohn. Something … or someone must have been
distracting you.”
Mendelssohn
looked a little sheepish.
The End